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13 Adorable Cricut Onesie Ideas (Funny Sayings and First Holidays)

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A onesie is the cutest little canvas for your Cricut. It only takes a small scrap of iron-on vinyl, and it’s done in about fifteen minutes.

It’s also one of the most loved baby shower gifts I know.

collage of Cricut onesie ideas: a mom's little alarm clock onesie, a you bet giraffe I'm cute onesie, a resisting a rest nap onesie, a personalized first Christmas onesie, a hello world onesie and a little heart breaker onesie
Cricut Onesie Ideas | The Design Hippo

I rounded up 13 Cricut onesie ideas: funny sayings, cute animals, a coming home outfit and onesies for baby’s first holidays. Each one comes with the cut file.

Tip: Want to add baby’s initials? Make a monogram in our free Monogram Maker, download the SVG and cut it in iron-on vinyl.

Best Onesies and Vinyl for Cricut

Here’s what works best for baby clothes:

  • Cotton onesies: pick 100% cotton or a cotton blend. Wash them once first, without fabric softener.
  • Everyday iron-on vinyl: Cricut Everyday Iron-On or Siser EasyWeed. It’s thin, soft and stretches with the fabric.
  • Infusible Ink: it only works on polyester, so use the Infusible Ink-compatible baby bodysuits.
  • Skip glitter and rhinestones: glitter vinyl can feel scratchy, and small pieces can come loose. Keep onesies simple and soft.

Keep the design at about 3 to 3.5 inches wide for newborn sizes, and up to 4 inches for 6 to 12 months.

How to Put Iron-On Vinyl on a Onesie

Mirror the design, cut it with the shiny side down, and weed it. Slide a piece of cardboard or an EasyPress mat inside the onesie, so the heat stays on the front.

Press with the time and temperature from the Cricut Heat Guide, then peel the carrier sheet warm or cool, as the vinyl says. Wait 24 hours before the first wash, and wash it inside out.

13 Cricut Onesie Ideas

Here are my favorite Cricut onesie ideas, starting with funny sayings and finishing with baby’s first holidays.

1. Funny Baby Onesie Sayings

Most Popular Onesie Design

black baby onesie that says mom's little alarm clock next to 14 more funny baby sayings
Design: 15 Baby Quotes Onesie SVG Bundle. Image Credit: Creative Fabrica

Fifteen funny sayings, like “mom’s little alarm clock,” “milk drunk” and “chief cuddle officer.” With over 200 favorites, it’s the most popular file in this list.

White vinyl on a black onesie really pops. Make a few and give them as a set at a baby shower.

2. You Bet Giraffe I’m Cute

Cutest Animal Onesie

white onesie with a cute baby giraffe that says you bet giraffe I'm cute
Design: You Bet Giraffe I’m Cute Baby Onesie SVG. Image Credit: Creative Fabrica

A sweet baby giraffe with “you bet giraffe I’m cute” next to it.

Cut it in black for a clean look, or try a soft brown or gray for a jungle nursery theme.

3. Holy Cow, I’m Cute

Funniest Farm Onesie

holy cow I'm cute design with a smiling cow face
Design: Holy Cow I’m Cute Baby Sayings. Image Credit: Creative Fabrica

“Holy cow, I’m cute,” with a happy cow face in the middle.

Layer black, white and pink vinyl for the cow. It’s perfect for a farm-themed baby shower.

4. Nap Time Pun Onesie

Best for Nap Strikers

white baby onesie that says if I refuse to nap is that resisting a rest next to baby shoes
Design: Funny Baby Onesie SVG. Image Credit: Creative Fabrica

“If I refuse to nap, is that resisting a rest?” in a pretty hand-lettered script.

Every tired parent will laugh at this one. It looks lovely in black or soft gray.

5. Ladies, I Have Arrived

Best Baby Boy Onesie

ladies I have arrived design with a bow tie on the I
Design: Ladies I Have Arrived Baby Onesie SVG. Image Credit: Creative Fabrica

“Ladies, I have arrived,” with a tiny bow tie on the I.

It’s a funny pick for a baby boy’s coming home outfit or his first photos.

6. Little Heart Breaker

Sweetest Onesie

white onesie that says little heart breaker with a red heart and an arrow
Design: Little Heart Breaker Onesie SVG Cut File. Image Credit: Creative Fabrica

“Little heart breaker” with a red heart and an arrow.

Use black and red vinyl. It’s cute any day and perfect for Valentine’s Day.

7. Hello World Coming Home Onesie

Best Coming Home Outfit

white newborn onesie that says hello world with tiny baby footprints and an arrow
Design: Hello World SVG, Newborn SVG. Image Credit: Creative Fabrica

“Hello world” in hand lettering, with tiny footprints and an arrow.

It’s perfect for the hospital bag and baby’s first photos. Pack it with a matching hat.

8. New to the Crew

Best Sibling Set

gray baby onesie that says new to the crew
Design: New To The Crew SVG. Image Credit: Creative Fabrica

“New to the crew” in a mix of script and small caps.

Pair it with “leader of the crew” shirts for the big brothers and sisters.

9. You Are My Sunshine

Best Gender Neutral Onesie

you are my sunshine design in green script with a yellow sun
Design: Baby Onesie SVG You Are My Sunshine. Image Credit: Creative Fabrica

“You are my sunshine” in a soft script, with a bright yellow sun.

It works for a boy or a girl, so it’s a safe pick when you don’t know the baby’s gender yet.

10. Daddy Is My Valentine

Best Valentine’s Onesie

daddy is my valentine design with two red hearts
Design: Daddy Is My Valentine SVG. Image Credit: Creative Fabrica

“Daddy is my valentine” with two little red hearts.

It makes a sweet surprise for a new dad on his first Valentine’s Day.

11. My 1st Autumn

Best Fall Onesie

my 1st autumn design with a tree and falling leaves in orange, yellow and pink
Design: My 1st Autumn Baby SVG. Image Credit: Creative Fabrica

“My 1st autumn” with a little tree and falling leaves.

Cut it in warm orange and mustard for pumpkin patch photos.

12. Christmas Onesie Set of Three

Best Christmas Onesie

three gray baby onesies with Christmas tree designs and holiday sayings
Design: Christmas Baby Onesie SVG. Image Credit: Creative Fabrica

Three Christmas designs with trees and short holiday sayings.

Make all three for a December baby, or one for every new baby in the family this year.

13. Personalized First Christmas Onesie

Best Personalized Onesie

white onesie that says Liam's first Christmas with a red truck carrying a Christmas tree
Design: Baby Onesie Liam’s First Christmas. Image Credit: Creative Fabrica

A little red truck carrying a Christmas tree, under “Liam’s first Christmas.”

Swap in the baby’s own name in Design Space. It’s a keepsake the parents will save for years.

Cricut Onesie FAQs

What size should a onesie design be?

About 3 to 3.5 inches wide for newborn and 0 to 3 months. Go up to 4 inches for 6 to 12 months.

Is iron-on vinyl safe for baby clothes?

Yes, when it’s pressed on well. Use thin everyday iron-on, and skip glitter vinyl and rhinestones, since they can be scratchy or come loose.

How do I wash a vinyl onesie?

Wait 24 hours after pressing, then wash it inside out in cool water. Skip bleach, and tumble dry on low or hang it to dry.


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